I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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