We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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