Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If that was your dad, he is hot
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Randomize
