she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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