Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
That was before I lit my hair on fire
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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