David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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