yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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