he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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