Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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