at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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