YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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