Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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