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Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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