So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
i now understand why vodka
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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