mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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