Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
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