i just google imaged poop.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
We are all done wearing pants today
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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