it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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