What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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