Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
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