Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
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