Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
