One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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