awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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