Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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