what day is it and did you see me today?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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