Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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