idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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