READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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