a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
My vagina is officially offended.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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