random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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