fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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