make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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