to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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