Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Just pee around me
It's rum buckets o'clock
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
