You smell like a Billy Joel song
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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