you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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