we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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