So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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