I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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