All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
