so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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