Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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