And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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