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(248): View more from Michigan

I want leopard sheets

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haha sexcapades

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thats the plan

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(248): View more from Michigan

Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.

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(305): View more from Florida

you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store

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(303): View more from Colorado

She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole

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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window

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(914): View more from New York

Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class

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that is WHY your in summer classes

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worth it

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(208): View more from Idaho

I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.

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(785): View more from Kansas

you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!

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