I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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