yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Drunk is a universal language darling
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