there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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