i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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