Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Randomize
