Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Operation Purity has been aborted
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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