It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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