ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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