i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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