Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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